Greetings.

As a result of this site recently falling victim to unwarranted hackery by goblins, The Vortex Machines is being rebuilt from the core up. My main priority to begin with is getting Agents of the Endtimes back up and running. Getting the archive back up here and getting things ready to start posting new pages is the first step, which involves file transfers, file re-naming, FTP jiggery-pokery and other such time-consuming nonsense.

This will happen during the course of the next couple of days. Oh, and I’m part of this year’s Sarah Zero Valentine’s Day Sex Drive too, so information pertaining to that will be up here pretty soon as well.

Then we can finally get back to that climactic battle sequence that was so… so rudely interrupted by the aforementioned goblin hackery.

Feel free to check in and watch from time to time as I do this. Oh, and please excuse the mess during this process. I’m in the middle of riding a big learning curve here and I can guarantee there will be some manner of mess.

starlaseahorse

MV.